G.I. Joe: The Movie (2005)

G.I. Joe: The Movie (2005)

G.I. Joe: The Movie (2005)Movie Info

FieldDetails
Movie NameG.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra (2009)
DirectorStephen Sommers
Screenplay WriterStuart Beattie, David Elliot, Paul Lovett
Based on Novel byBased on Hasbro’s G.I. Joe toy line
Lead ActorsChanning Tatum, Sienna Miller, Marlon Wayans
CastChanning Tatum, Sienna Miller, Marlon Wayans, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Ray Park, Dennis Quaid, Christopher Eccleston, Rachel Nichols
GenreAction, Adventure, Sci-Fi
Release DateAugust 7, 2009 (United States)
Duration1h 58m (118 minutes)
Budget~$175 million
LanguageEnglish
CountryUnited States
Box Office (Worldwide)~$302.5 million

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Summary

A toy line saves the world from imminent doom!

Review

I watched GI Joe: The Movie. It is, without a doubt, the Citizen Kane of Animated Movies Based On A Toy Property In Which The Safety Of The World Is Threatened By A 40,000 Years-Dormant Race Of Snake People. Ridiculous, even for a movie based on a toy line, yet entertaining in a way that any guy who was the right age when the toys came out can appreciate.

I mean, Sgt Slaughter’s in it, for god’s sake! Don Johnson actually sounds faintly embarrassed to be doing voiceover work in this, but I bet he’d punch a nun to get a gig this sweet since the cancellation of the not at all beloved Nash Bridges.

It’s creepy, how the team always happens to be around when kids are about to do Stupid Crap. One could almost come to the conclusion that they’re hanging out at schoolyards in a black van and offering you the chance to pet a kitten when they’re not fighting COBRA.

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